Nothing like the sea

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Kathy the yoga teacher was in the dive center today. She was saying:

'So, now I have to find a yoga instructor for the guest, who's like cousin to the queen -'

'Which queen?' I asked.

'Gosh, I don't know. The queen of England?'

'But I thought she was Indian!'

'The queen of England?' Kathy asked, surprised.

'Guys,' Eli said. 'This was such a stoner moment.'

'Yeah,' I said. 'It's getting blogged.'