My god is better than your god

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‘Tell me, Jack-’

‘Yes, Leo?’

‘What was that subsidiary I had to let go of the other day?’

‘Wasn’t it The Island, sir?’

‘Oh yes, that was the one. Fetched a very decent price too.’

I am too easily impressed by the wealthy, I bask in their glorious presence in a sort of giddy idolatry. When under these spells, I tend to forget what a funny race rich people really are.