The German, when asked how his trip to the national park was: "It was great, yah. We paid two handred baht to get there and something silly like twenty baht to get in and then a tuc-tuc driver took us to all the places for us to take photos for six handred baht each and even left us at the hotel."
The German, when asked about his hotel: "It is great, yah, we pay only something like six handred baht for a room."
The German when told 30 Euros for a tailored shirt wasn't exactly "being robbed": "Noo, in Germany I can buy shirt for cheaper in the supermarket. There is no big difference."
He was also a specialist on KFC's local specialties. Discussing between the chain's Thai curry and Vietnamese soups: "At least you know where the chicken comes from - we've had our chicken experiences; and you only pay fifty-nine baht for a big piece of chicken, like this big. Much better than KFC in Vietnam or in Laos." His girlfriend, doll-faced Franziska, asks him if he's sure. "Yah, fifty-nine baht."