Stuff this in a sock, I'm leaving!

Cristina Sampaio

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"If you are like me and dying for a cigarette, I would like to ask you to wait until you get to a designated smoking area. Do consider, gentleman smokers, that smoking can cause impotence. I would like to thank you for flying RyanAir on behalf of the captain, the co-pilot, and mostly the crew. That's me, Joao and Nuno, who is celebrating his 27th birthday today. As his mother told him this very morning, 'Nuno you are almost a man now.' Be careful, good luck, and as the other guy says, please be happy." - SuperMario, Stansted Airport