Near Wild Heaven

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'Listen up everybody,' the Boss said and everybody froze. 'A pirate ship opened fire on a boat of the Tanzanian navy, leaving it seriously damaged with at least fifty bullet holes. Two sailors were injured. The Tanzanian navy and police have deployed ships and are in pursuit. They have captured a suspected pirate and are interrogating. The boat was last seen 50 miles from here. Heading this way.'

'Didn't I tell you? The pirates are coming, hey?' She said.

'How on earth do they capture a single pirate?' Somebody else.